♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪ let's go!
♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ a wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪
♪ yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ we'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ when you jump out the bush ♪
♪ with a big bear smile ♪
♪ we'll be there ♪
Okay, here it is.
The date is June 24th.
I've found what I believe to be a cave.
Oh. This furniture looks handmade.
Aw, dang. Oh. There.
Nobody will notice.
Hmm. Porridge maybe.
Yep, that's porridge.
Oh, hey, I've read that... oh!
We were all freaked out, you know? I can't really...
Hey, what the... My chair!
My porridge! Who are you? How'd you get in here?
Stay back! Aah!
All right, all right. Turn on the light. Okay!
Ow!
All right, we got you, you little rascal.
What are you doing in our cave?
Oh, wow. So, this is your cave?
Perfect! Mind games, eh?
I know your type.
Now tell us why you were filming in here and touching our...
So it's true what the scientists say...
Your cavities are atrocious.
Would you say that your poor dental hygiene
contributes to your surly nature?
I don't know what "surly," means,
but I'm gonna pretend it means "radical."
So thank you.
But that wasn't the answer we need.
Wah! Oh, no!
Sorry. I can't find it. It's too dark in here. Maybe it's over...
Aah! Ohh! So bright!
How are we supposed to be cool with you
throwing our mood lighting around?
I'm sorry! It was an accident!
My paws are sweaty! Hey, now.
What are you writing there? Let me see.
Highly suspicious, I'd say.
Yeah, this is super-invasive.
Ice bear has too many secrets.
It isn't invasive. Really.
I'm doing research on local bears.
It's an assignment for my class.
Class for what... Kindergarten?
Up top.
Actually, it's a college course.
I skipped a couple of grades.
So the joke's on you.
Well, the proof... Is in the pudding.
We got your backpack.
I'm gonna mess with your stuff
and get answers at the same time.
Oh-ho! What's all this?
I'm eating your stuff!
How's it feel?
Whoa.
Aww. Is this you?
"Chlu..." "Cha-low-ee."
"Chloh..." "Ch..."
Ice bear has never seen a smaller human.
Stop! Give me that!
And spit those out! Gah!
You're not even eating them right.
Here you go.
They're a little spicy.
Oh, my gosh, you guys. These are so good.
Can... can we have another?
Sure! Whoo!
Actually, I vecan we opior gu. Have another?
Would you mind ii around for a t
to study your behavior?
I'll bring you as many gummies as you want.
Deal!
Should I be doing something?
Nope. Just be normal.
♪ Hey, hey, look to the sky ♪
♪ the sun is bright ♪
♪ there's not a cloud in view ♪
♪ not a cloud in view ♪
♪ I'm thinking we make the most of the sunshine ♪
♪ "What do you say?" Says me ♪
♪ ooh, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪
♪ don't want a push ♪
♪ no gloom in these streets ♪
♪ I just saw a guy with purple hat ♪
♪ And the elements will be like a bind ♪
♪ yo, rain cloud, chill ♪
♪ Stay away ♪
♪ not in the mood for your fluff, okay? ♪
♪ Come back in two weeks ♪
♪ or two years or maybe never ♪
♪ 'Cause I just want it bright for now, forever ♪
♪ ahh, whoo-hoo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪
♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo ♪
♪ Rain cloud, chill ♪
♪ stay away for a while ♪
Hey, friend. How's it going? You need anything?
Are you almost done? When can I see?
Hang on. Oh, yeah.
Cool, cool, cool. You got it.
Done!
Done! Done! Done!
Ice bear believed in you.
Um, now that you're done, you wouldn't happen
to have anything spicy for us, would you?
Spicy? I don't think I know what you're talking about.
But you... you said...
The thing.
Just kidding!
I got loads!
Go ahead!
We worked so hard for this.
Oh, no! The last bus!
I've got to go!
Sorry for dashing! I'll see you guys!
Well, that was fun.
Now time to enjoy our spoils.
Huh? Oh, no.
Chloe's laptop... she needs this. Hmm.
Well... Now that it's here, a little peek can't hurt.
Here it is... the assignment.
Let's full-screen. Next slide.
"Large and needy beasts of the nor..."
wha... ugh. That's a horrible photo.
"Powerful stench"?
It's an alluring musk!
Ice bear smells like clean babies.
We don't make people uncomfortable.
Cool. It's me.
Grizz, most of this stuff isn't very nice.
I mean... what?!
My diet is more balanced than that.
I mean, it's just more lies!
Ice bear settled that out of court.
What's this? "The bear will do most anything for food."
"Anything for food"?
That's just not true.
I don't understand.
This is just such a misrepresentation.
Yeah. That's not us at all.
Look at this.
"Left my laptop."
"Could you bring it by the college for me tomorrow?"
Gasping face.
Tomorrow. Huh.
Oh, I'll bring it by tomorrow!
"Yes," winky, winky, winky.
This is our chance, bros,
to let the people know who we really are.
Chloe won't mind if we make a couple adjustments.
Break out the sugary drinks.
We have a project to write!
Chloe. Hey, psst! Hey, Chloe!
We're over here. You guys made it!
Of course! Here's your lappy, safe and sound.
Awesome. Thank you so much.
I got to run, but I'll see you later.
Later, indeed.
Is there any more room down there?
All right, everyone.
We're going to start now.
Will our first presenter come forward?
Chloe? Chloe?
Huh? Oh, yes.
Uh... Oh, excuse me, uh...
Coming through.
I'd like to introduce to you all
the topic of my report... Bears!
I took the time to locate and study
three bear specimens of the northern California region
and have compiled my facts on them to share with you today.
Let's start with the next slide.
You thought you knew about bears...
You don't!
Nothing can re-create the majesty...
of a bear overlooking his realm.
More often than not,
bears can be found saving the human race from themselves.
Bears are also the cleanest of this planet's creatures.
They bathe an astonishing three times a month!
Bears have evolutionized to be masters of all kinds of combat.
Bears have more than eight abs,
with new abs being discovered every day.
Bears have lots of feelings, and that's a beautiful thing.
Bears are smart.
Congratulations, bear.
In conclusion, majestic, action,
hygiene, Brazilian jiu-jitsu,
fire, magic, sensitivity, competence.
I, um... I promise that wa... It wasn't what...
Chloe, I think it's very apparent to me
and everyone else in this classroom
that you put no actual research into this project.
I really did do the research. I...
Nothing in your report was based on any scientific fact.
Why's she so angry? That was all true.
Pardon me, student.
What did you think about that abs slide?
Very cool and accurate, right?
I have no choice but to issue you an incomplete.
I thought you were more mature than this.
Please take your seat.
Wait!
Your honor, please, we have a confession to make.
We are not actually the handsome rapscallions you see before you.
We are, in fact... Bear... bea...
Bears.
We're Chloe's friends,
and we... excuse me... Are also... sorry...
The ones who wrote that report.
She really did do research.
We just wanted to make it more exciting.
I'm really sorry. I'm sorry, too.
We were such fools.
Ice bear feels shame.
Pardon me.
Um, now that you guys are up there, would you mind telling me
whether it's true that bears have horrible dental hygiene?
I also wanted to know... Is there an evolutionary benefit
for bears having such big behinds?
Are bears dogs?
Um, those are some very nice, uh,
revealing questions you got there.
Uh, I don't know if we...
All right, let's do this.
One, we are not dogs, "b," our butts look awesome,
and "c," my dentist says my teeth are getting better.
Keep those questions coming. We're answering all of them!
Hey, that's pretty cool.
Good job in there.
Yeah, that was great.
Hey, Chloe, we're gonna watch
this new TV show back at our place.
You want to come? I don't know, you guys.
I have another test to study for.
Aw. Oh.
Oh, all right, then.
Yay!
Also, bring more gummies!
Ice bear will share his secrets...
About other bears mostly.
Wah-wah wah-wah-wah wah-wah wah-wah-wah wah-wah-wah!